gigantorthemooseking

skinks:

remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle

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alykat86:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate the fact that Phil Coulson was recruited by Fury straight out of high school?

I mean, can you imagine

This

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Fucking

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Face

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Coming up to you and saying, “I’m Agent Phil Coulson, with the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division. I need to ask you a few questions…” ????

CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?!?!?!

BECAUSE I FRICKIN’ AM!!!

STORIES!!! I DEMANDS THEM!! HOT BABY AGENT PHIL COULSON! I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS IT!

gigantorthemooseking

shertockhotmes:

tawdrysquid:

finalproblem:

Of course “Mary Watson” was good enough for her, John.

THAT’S WHAT SHE WAS AFTER THE WHOLE TIME!

She could’ve chosen any name in the world, but she chose Mary Elizabeth Morstan. Then she married a man with the last name Watson.

I SEE THROUGH YOUR LITTLE SCHEME, MARY.

Because I noticed the thing Sherlock overlooked because he was too focused on the “liar” deduction.

Mary is a cat lover.

And now her initials are “MEW.”

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[Happy #Reichencrack Day! This is a #reichencrack theory.]

This is my favorite cracktheory of the day.

This isn’t a crack theory this is obviously her intent
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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”